Unlikely Factory and Clothes and Papers
Unlikely Factory
Carol: I never thought that parts of it are still made by hand!
Ann: No wonder they are never uniform.
The Inspector: This, ladies, is a bellows. They come in three standard sizes. Of course, custom orders are possible.
Carol: Underneath that flapping tissue is an eye?
The Inspector: Some people see with their hearts.
Ann: I am unimpressed. Show me one with an ear and a mouth as well.
The Inspector: We install them according to lottery. Nobody ever orders them for themselves anyway–they only try to buy them as gifts.
Ann: Are these fish scales or sequins?
Carol: We should choose wisely. What does the most comprehensive model ever made include?
Ann: I do wonder if there is room at all inside to have not one but two?
