Claire Mapletoft
Perpetually confused, Claire Mapletoft decided to try writing as a means to make sense of it all. Fifteen years later, all that she is sure about is that there is not enough paper in the world.
After being expelled from Brownies, Claire decided to live a life of sinful hedonism in the closes and alleyways of Edinburgh. Now, she tries to write, often fails and spends most of her time eating Galaxy Caramels in the bath.
Claire Mapletoft is unsure what it all means but she loves life, Marlboro Lites, absinthe and Creme Brulee in equal measure. A combination of them all would be a descent into unthinkable pleasure.
